I received a call the other day from ‘charlie’ – a self proclaimed worthless male and he had a story to tell. ‘charlie’ initially phoned me to see if I’d be interested in hearing his story so I agreed and we made an appointment for the following day. At first I thought to myself, his story sounds interesting maybe he’ll keep me entertained for a while. I was pleasantly surprised by the call much more so than I thought I’d be – his story (and sound effects to go with it) had me laughing for 5 hours. You heard me correctly 5 hours 
. I can’t begin to go into detail because there’s so much detail (charlie you do need to get a blog) and so much character in his story that I wouldn’t want to leave anything out. What I can do is give you a glimpse of the phrases that stood out to me and we can go from there Lol…..
- testicle tug of war – LOVE IT
- pin cushion for nuts Lol
- target practice with a bullwhip – Lol
- beg me to snap the key OMG say it again charlie lol
- mr. blueballs
- a teeth whitening contest for colgate LOL you just have to hear it to understand
- full body hair removal with duct tape – ouch lol
- 30 seconds to clean the cream pie LMAO repeat
- NO – permanently removed from your vocabulary LOL repeat repeat
I’m sure some of these phrases you may have heard or used before but I can guarantee you’ve not heard or used them like charlie LOL I’m laughing just hearing him as I type these phrases – that’s how much he stands out Lol. I look forward to hearing more of the story charlie (I can’t wait to see hear about the first year of marriage for the newlyweds Lol). Talk to you soon xoxoxoxo
Hello Empress Hannah,
Just saw and read your blog reguarding the day you allowed me to call you and tell you my story. Thank you it is great. I am really happy the way you did it by listing the things you liked, I enjoyed reading it. Empress Hannah, I can only hope and prey I gave you half the enjoyment you gave me on that wonderful day you allowed me to tell you my story. I loved your wonderful voice and your beautiful laughter, the call will remain with me always. I loved having to pay to entertain and amuse you, I only hope you feel the money I spent on entertaining you, that you feel you received your money’s worth.
Your loyal servant,
Charlie (a worthless male that adores you)